I have an old lid which has the following selection -

Dip me in honey and throw me to the LESBIANSs

I'm not going bald - just getting more head

It ain't easy being fat and greasy!

I beat Anorexia

I have the body of a God - Budda

and finally

Old Fat B*st*rd.

All of these are below an England (not British) flag, which is below a Triumph logo sticker.

I did have one which read " F*ck the French" (but I decided to take it off before I got to Louisiana)