I have an old lid which has the following selection -
Dip me in honey and throw me to the LESBIANSs
I'm not going bald - just getting more head
It ain't easy being fat and greasy!
I beat Anorexia
I have the body of a God - Budda
and finally
Old Fat B*st*rd.
All of these are below an England (not British) flag, which is below a Triumph logo sticker.
I did have one which read " F*ck the French" (but I decided to take it off before I got to Louisiana)
