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They're saying Michael Jackson has died at 50.
Ed, Farrah, now Michael Jackson.
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THE pederass bites the big one for the last time?
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THE pederass bites the big one for the last time?
I'm pretty sure he was only biting little ones...
What, too soon?
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Just heard that as well. I've always wondered what happened to him that got him so twisted up. Wasted an awful lot of talent in the end.
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THE pederass bites the big one for the last time?
I'm pretty sure he was only biting little ones...
What, too soon?
In helll he'll get the big ones...
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I can't believe it! You used TMZ as a source! 
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THE pederass bites the big one for the last time?
Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?
He heard they had Boy's pants, half-off.... 
Is it too soon???? 
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THE pederass bites the big one for the last time?
Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?
He heard they had Boy's pants, half-off....
Is it too soon????
No it is not too soon. But it is a thriller.  
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CNN is now reporting that he is in the hospital with cardiac arrest. 
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Just heard on Fox news that the LA Times is reporting him dead.
So much wasted talent.
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L.A. Times just said he's bitten the bullet.
I've already started getting text message jokes.
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I can't believe it!
You used TMZ as a source!
No, I used DRUDGE as a source. He linked to TMZ. 
If it makes you feel any better, here's Reuter's canned obit:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090625/ts_nm/us_jackson
Now some are saying he's in a coma. I guess we'll have to wait and see how this shakes out.
I like how all these "serious" news outlets are putting it all on TMZ and not doing any of their own verification.
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Too bad he got so weird because that's all anyone's going to remember; he (and Quincy Jones) really made some pretty great music during his "Thriller" heyday. Quote:
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(Updated at 3:15 p.m.): Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.
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It could be his publicity machine in action. I mean he was planning a comeback......but I'm not sure if they meant from the dead.
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Kids are probably resting easier now.
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He got in a argument with his priest this morning, he was screaming I saw him first!
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The clergy may have a tough time trying to find one good thing to say about the dearly departed baby raper...
Maybe -
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Well. MSNBC is treating him like a God as opposed to an unconvicted pedophile. (that much money buys good lawyers)
He was one messed up individual.
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All that I want to know is who did he will his share of  to
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and he was much better when he looked like this...  than this... 
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PLEASSSSSEE! NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME!
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Dang! Well there goes another one of my get rich quick schemes...
I was going to propose when he finally turned into a white woman.
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Well. MSNBC is treating him like a God as opposed to an unconvicted pedophile. (that much money buys good lawyers)
What did you expect? It's MSNBC! 
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Well. MSNBC is treating him like a God as opposed to an unconvicted pedophile. (that much money buys good lawyers)
What did you expect? It's MSNBC!
I guess I kinda overstated the obvious.
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 hmmmm....
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I wonder what the funeral face will look like... 
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It is sad that someone with that much pure talent took so little regard for his own natural God given birthright and decided to alter it to a level of impurity ....as the pictures prove.
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He was pretty good before he went crazy. Fame, ain't it a B****?
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CNN is now reporting that he is in the hospital with cardiac arrest.
Nah!!!!! thats wrong.
He was found dead in bed.
He actually choked on a nut!!!!!
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My girlfriend is convinced he did himself in, and not just in that "he's-had-way-too-much-surgery-and-prescription-drugs" sense. Like he committed suicide. Let the conspiracy theories commence. 
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Latest update
He was found in a 12 year old's bedroom having a stroke.
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So what?
I'm going to see ACDC at Wembley today! I just hope they don't go on about it.
Is he going to be cremated, buried or recycled?
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news this morning said he died owing 300 million.
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Is he going to be cremated, buried or recycled?
Since his body is 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down, and stamp him into Lego blocks to kids can play with him for a change.
My girlfriend is acting all devastated over this. At the same time she couldn't care less about Fawcett. I may have to break up with her over this. Even if you accept the fact that he was a musical genius, that doesn't make him any less of a freak and a scumbag.
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Due to the fact that he was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and made into Legos so little boys can play with him for a change...
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He doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Ed and Farrah. Hope 'ol Scratch has some nice plans for him. 
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Hope they bury him outdoors so I can urinate on his grave.
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Last night on the news, there was a split-screen of Michael singing in the Jackson 5 and then a recent picture of him. My eight yr old daughter had a puzzled look on her face and asked me how could he have been a brown boy.
Didn't buy into the hype, you can keep the change.
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