Well Rich, I THINK you're in luck, ol' buddy! Ya see, I just read somewhere that if you hang a USED refrigerator water filter onto your TV antenna then THAT'LL make your picture come in clear as a bell, dude!!!

And didn't I ALSO just read somewhere that YOU expect to have a vast supply of those used refrigerator water filters in the near future???!!!

(lucky YOU, huh?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)