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Wow. I was just mowing my lawn this evening. Really makes you think.
Glad I do most of my mowing on a 7,000 pound John Deere! 
Saw an idiot on the phone in a Lamborghini drift under a truck on US 40 once. When he hung up and realized where he was, he panicked and ended up driving off through a cornfield.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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