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There is no GOD!
#338562 06/16/2009 1:50 PM
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ugghhh?



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It looks like a giant caterpillar with wheels. I would hate to wreck and land on some of those spikey things.


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Fred: Sr., can you make me a billet bike? Price is no object.
Paul Sr.: Sure. Mikey can start on it tomorrow.

Fred: WTF is that? I said billet.
Paul Sr.: Oh, sorry. We thought you said bullet.


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brokenfixed #338565 06/16/2009 2:50 PM
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doggie do-do on wheels.


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brokenfixed #338566 06/16/2009 2:59 PM
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WTF? Why?


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pipedr #338567 06/16/2009 3:16 PM
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Fred: Sr., can you make me a billet bike? Price is no object.
Paul Sr.: Sure. Mikey can start on it tomorrow.

Fred: WTF is that? I said billet.
Paul Sr.: Oh, sorry. We thought you said bullet.




Pretty good there Barry, but I was thinkin' somethin' more along the lines of....

"Attention Genghis...Genghis Khan! Your custom-built motorcycle is ready for pick up!!!"



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #338568 06/16/2009 3:38 PM
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nah dwight this guys the owner

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brokenfixed #338569 06/16/2009 3:47 PM
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Yep Tom, you might be right! Or maybe THIS GUY from those old "Hellraiser" movies, huh?!



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #338570 06/16/2009 4:04 PM
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WTH? its the urchin bike! commissioned to OCC by the Florida Fish and Wildlife commission.

OMG did you'll see the little fake missiles on that bike in the background? Man, builders are loosing it! LOL

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brokenfixed #338571 06/16/2009 4:09 PM
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Whatever!! But actually that dbbp.com website is pretty cool.


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Keith #338572 06/16/2009 5:04 PM
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Whatever!! But actually that dbbp.com website is pretty cool.




Actually, you're RIGHT Keith! There ARE some pretty cool lookin' bikes shown on that website!!!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #338573 06/16/2009 7:00 PM
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Whoever rides it better hope they never end up between the road and the bike.


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Keith #338574 06/16/2009 7:49 PM
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Ughhh! Perfect example of "just because something CAN be done, is no reason to do it!"


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Keith #338575 06/16/2009 8:05 PM
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Well you can't fix dumb.


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brokenfixed #338576 06/17/2009 1:52 AM
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Theme bikes suck.


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brokenfixed #338577 06/17/2009 7:19 AM
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I wonder what it will look like when it pupates from the larval into the adult form?

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freedom #338578 06/17/2009 7:37 AM
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Holy crap, that thing has four Weber's with velocity stacks...ol' pinhead has hidden a monster engine under that porcupine exterior.


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Wow, I hope the rider is really into body piercings because OUCH, that thing looks painful.

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The perfect bike for someone who's always wanted to ride a giant porcupine...

Man... I wonder how much time and money went into creating something as useless as it is UGLY...


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Musings of fellow show bikes:

Kind of tacky.
I'll be darned if it doesn't feel like your riding on pins and needles.
What happened? Stick your kickstand in a light socket?
Such an arrogant pricker.
Where does the freshley squeezed orange juice come out?


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luvdemstillers #338582 06/18/2009 1:15 AM
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Musings of fellow show bikes:

Kind of tacky.
I'll be darned if it doesn't feel like your riding on pins and needles.
What happened? Stick your kickstand in a light socket?
Such an arrogant pricker.
Where does the freshley squeezed orange juice come out?



All good!
The builder made a liking of himself... the guy's a pr!ck.


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Keith #338583 06/18/2009 7:39 PM
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Well at lest it's not a Triumph


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khatt #338584 07/08/2009 5:13 PM
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i looked at the rear fender and thought "that'd suck for a passenger", before realizing theres a good chance he cant find someone to hang out with him for that long anyhoo. just think, if any of those are live rounds, an oil slick could fix everything thats wrong with that "bike".

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DaemonWulf #338585 07/09/2009 12:31 PM
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Not all of their bikes suck.



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brokenfixed #338586 07/09/2009 3:23 PM
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nah dwight this guys the owner





HAHAHAHA be probably is, only the worst black metal band in the world would ride a bike like that.

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Varg Vikernes - What an idiot. Most of those Black Metal dudes are morons. The best Norwegian band is/was TurboNegro. Everyone knows that. Right?

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APOCALYPSE DUDES!....yeah theyre cool every once in a while. I think Dethklok takes the cake though...haha

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Not all of their bikes suck.







Harley?
Triumph?
NORTON RULES!


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The best Norwegian band is/was TurboNegro. Everyone knows that. Right?

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I was going to say that myself, but I figured it was already common knowledge.


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