Harleys are really great bikes. I even want a couple of them. It's more about the people who buy them that we like to make fun of. The lifestyle bikers who bounce from bar to bar on them and go 13mph in the twisties when they should be leaning the bike and having fun. And they dress like gay pirates. And on the nicest days of the year when the temperature is perfect and the sky is clear, they all congregate at the nearest HD dealer parking lot and listen to Stairway to Heaven and Free Bird over and over and eat hot dogs and look down at any bike that has a speck of dirt (maybe from riding it!) on it.
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
