Nah! Here's a little secret for ya Leno...and the rest of ya out there!

Dwight doesn't "read" a gosh darn thing around here. BUT, Dwight is REAL good at pickin' up the basic intent of those "Ones" out there who are tryin' to make a point. (the "Ones" here of course refer to "people" and not to "contracts" in this case, you understand, 'cuz Dwight also thinks the well-being of people are juuuuust a little bit more important sometimes than those contracts are, ya see)

And Leno, because I have respect for your intelligence, I know you got the general crux of MY intent there too, didn't ya?!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)