Nah Leno! Maybe that's how it comes across to you ol' buddy, BUT what I'm doin' here is TRYIN' to GET some folks who THINK takin' the law into their OWN HANDS is the "right thing to do"...well, that it's almost ALWAYS a really STUPID friggin' MOVE!!!

(and just so's you won't feel too bad about your misplaced analogy here-->)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)