When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
It is possible to be totally partial?
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
When the fog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
