Man was walking the neighborhood on a Tuesday and noticed a lawn sign “Talking Dog, Free to a Good Home”. Passing by on Thursday, he saw the sign again and out of curiosity, knocked on the door. “Hi, I’m here to inquire about your talking dog.”

“Ralph, this guy would like to meet you”.

“Hello Ralph, how are you doing?”. “I’m fine, I was born in Austria and spent my early years rescuing stranded hikers, then I traveled to Iraque to assist with the war effort. Now I am volunteering at the local senior citizens”

The gent goes, “That’s amazing, why do you want to give him away?”

“Ralph hasn’t done any of those things, you can’t believe a word he says”

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"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach