Well you would have to think along the lines of Billy Connolly mixed with Sean Connery and the ability to make the negative positive when talking i.e ye awright naw ?...this has to be mixed with several expletives so this would become "F**k ye F**k*n awright ..naw ? roughly translated "are you ok no" meanining "are you ok yes"? Listen to Robin williams in the Golf sketch he is nearly there....
