Anyone who ain't from picksburg talks funny n'at. They eat funny stuff, and do some rilly weird stuff, too n'at. Most ovum are nebby annay want to know yinzes bidness n'at. annay want to know yinzes bidness. Some ovum pretend some sort of super intellegance. I once heard that they teach allsa astronauts how to talk pittsburgese cuz it is da universal language. I believe its true cuz I once heard some guy at da Smithsonian say sumpin abaht picksburg and ahtter space. My mother wanted me a rocket man n'at. She used to train me by putting me in da dryer and spinning me fer a couple of ours n'at. I would smell rilly nice cuz she would put some fabric softner in wit me n'at. Da real reason was only cuz she dint want to git a static jolt whenever she took me aht. One time she put me in dere wit a pop bawdle filled wit tang that she attached to my arm wit a gumband.
