Largest... a carton (24 bottles) of beer, on an old 250cc dirt bike, sitting on the seat with me sitting on top.
Longest... a 6' long piece of water pipe with a rope tied to it at two points and slung over my shoulder, carried like a lance in a medieval jousting tournament. It later became the handle for my home-made bike lift.
Heaviest/most cumbersome... myself and my pillion passenger carrying about $300 of groceries in plastic shopping bags on a Honda CBX550.
Then there's the various loads I've had in the trailer behind the bike, but that's not what this thread's about, is it?
