I guess it would be an “old school” Triumph, if “old school” resided at the Neverland Ranch and Brando wore a Barney costume in “The Wild One.”
IMHO, taking such a beautiful, iconic engine and mounting it onto a circus attraction does not help Triumph.

There were so many other ways to design this bike. How about a simple bobber (one that Brando wouldn’t have to wear a costume on), or a cross between the bike in “The Great Escape” and a bobber? So many ideas, so little time….quick, someone get me a wrench I’m going to fix this thing.

"It doesn't matter what you ride, as long as you're out there." - Hells Angels President (Philadelphia Chapter)