I have a reason for asking this, so consider this a benchmarking question. Here is the scenario... it's been raining ever day for 3 weeks. You can't ride so you take the time to thoroughly clean your bike. How many times does it take to repeat this process in order for it to be deemed "obsessive"?

'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.