My wife (and daughter) reluctantly gave our two boys and me about 20 minutes to explore the Owatonna, MN - Cabela's while they went for gasoline and some food. This Cabela's has some great aquariums & wildlife displays... so we quickly went through the door only to have the Cabela's Greeter say "Great Machines" when he saw my Triumph Motorcycles t-shirt. Then for the next several minutes, I heard about his first motorcycle - a 1965? 650 with the gear shift on the opposite side of Hondas, etc. Etc. Etc. Normally, I would have eaten it up & bragged up my bike to boot - but my boys and I were chomping on the bit to get through all the neat stuff on borrowed time.

Moral of the story... cover up your Triumph clothing if you are in a hurry.