The Centers of Disease Control and Prevention[C.D.C.] headquarted in Atlanta GA has just issued a warning to all H.O.G. chapter members throughout the world that they appear to be at higher risk of contracting this insidious new strain of Swine Flu than any other demographic.
The C.D.C. went on to say that IF any riders of the Harley-Davidson brand of motorcycles begin to feel ANY of the follow symptoms coming on:
*Experiencing excessive vibratory sensations at the extremities[hands/feet/"rear end"] while riding your motorcycle
*Overcome with feelings of inadequacy as someone astride another brand of motorcycle passes you on a twisty mountain road
*Feeling that you're not "correctly attired" unless you are wearing your leather vest, chaps and do rag while riding your H-D
Then you are hereby advised that you can purchase the preventive prescription for this new strain of Swine Flu at any Triumph Motorcycle dealership.
(though the C.D.C. also did say that finding one of those would be harder to do than finding the ubiquitous Harley-Davidson dealership out there, they also wish to remind the public that the old adage, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure", is still a very wise credo to live by, and thus those seemingly afflicted should still make the effort to search out those much rarer Triumph Motorcycle dealerships post haste)
