Well heck guys! If you would all just learn to live your lives according to my simple little credo here...
***Always follow orders without question, never say anything that could be at taken as "controversial" by others in any manner at all, always keep a low profile, and NEVER EVER say anything in a sarcastic manner because it always seems at least half the folks out there won't "get" that you are in fact being sarcastic.***
...THEN, you guys will have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to ever worry about in the future!!!!
(...or even back in 1984, for that matter)
