6 blonds go into a bar and order champagne. They put a small board on the table along with a paper box and start toasting. "83 days! 83 days".
This made the bartender curious, so he asked what is important about 83 days.
One of them said, "Well, we got tired of all the blond jokes and decided we should do something to show we aren't as dumb as people think. So, we decided to put this puzzle together in record time and with all of us working on it, it only took us 83 days. See here on the box? It says 2 to 5 years!"
First blond spots second blond across a river. Second blond yells across, "How do I get to the other side?"
First blond looking puzzled, "You're already on the other side."
