A blind man walks into an all woman's bar. He sits at the bar for awhile chatting, then says "hey, anyone want to hear a blond joke?"
The entire bar gets deathly quiet.
Then the woman he had been talking to says "look because your blind we're going to give you a chance here. The bartender is blond and just picked up a baseball bat, the bouncer is blond, the woman on your left is blond and has a black belt in Kung-Fu, the woman on my right is blond and she's a professional boxer, I'm blond and I'm a Marine. Now are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a moment, then says "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
