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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this
reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick
revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for
the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large
and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon
returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a
laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick.
The moral of the story............
Pay your bills.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Good one. 
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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+1, +1 - Double good - I'm still laughing.....
University of Da Nang
Class of '68
In the End, the Captain stands alone...
" Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer
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Now thats a GOOD one, Ian. 
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WHOA NELLIE!!! Ian... after the day I had today that sure turned it around. Good one!
'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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