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My wife and I call each other "dear". We're funny like that. One day while we were driving down a local road she said "dear". I said "what?". She said "Dear!". I said "WHAT?". She said "DEER!!!"...
I stopped. The deer moved on. I told her "Next time say SQUIRREL!!!"....
Now that's funny, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me (uhhh, with my wife  ) as I was driving my work truck. She says, "Deer", and I slowly turn my atttention from the song on the radio to listen to her, when she says "DEER!!! Too late. Ford truck 1, deer 0.
Sounds to me like it's time for you two guys to tell your wives that your new pet names are NOW goin' to be..."Snookums"!!! 
(yep...I'm thinkin' THAT just might clear up any confusion you'll have the next time those dang deer wanna play chicken with ya out there while she's ridin' shotgun!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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