"Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid."


(Now THIS guy can WRITE!!!...ya know, Matt may be an engineer by trade, but offhand I'd say he COULD have a very bright future writing lines for comedian Lewis Black!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)