Quote:
Oh man! don't get started on that fugly bike again.
Wearing a brain bucket, armor, skid pants, boots, etc to the accident on a motorcycle.  If you had a brain you would stay in a cage. News flash, bikes are dangerous. If you hit a fixed object at speed the last thing trough your mind is your butt. In many cases its the difference between a closed and open casket. 
That should fire something up. Everybody knows I wear all my gear all the time. All my gear is a t-shirt and a pair of jeans though. Saving up for the rest of that chicken stuff. 
Yeah, well ya know Ron, I've gonna have'ta slightly discount your argument here 'cause I KNOW that after that ticker o' yours stopped on ya after that major league heart attack a while back, well HECK dude, any time after THAT is just "gravy" now!!! 
(heck, in YOUR case, offhand I'd say YOU COULD ride your bike STARK NAKED and STILL be "ahead of the game" at THIS point, RIGHT ol' buddy???!!!)  
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
| 
