Oh man! don't get started on that fugly bike again.
Wearing a brain bucket, armor, skid pants, boots, etc to the accident on a motorcycle.
If you had a brain you would stay in a cage. News flash, bikes are dangerous. If you hit a fixed object at speed the last thing trough your mind is your butt. In many cases its the difference between a closed and open casket.
That should fire something up. Everybody knows I wear all my gear all the time. All my gear is a t-shirt and a pair of jeans though. Saving up for the rest of that chicken stuff.
