Well, sorry ol' buddy, but I don't feel like puttin' on warpaint and sportin' feathered headgear and stormin' any ships docked in San Pedro right now, dude! At least NOT regarding THIS issue anyway!!!

(I guess I'm just not a "good Patriotic American", huh?!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)