Okay Dick, I got a couple o' questions for ya here, dude:
It says you're retired in your bio, so then tell us here...How long have y'all been moonlightin' with the Texas State Development Association, and are they payin' ya "under the table" right now so's it won't show on your federal income taxes???
AND, the OTHER question here is...
Why did they get some carpetbaggin' YANKEE to do the voiceover in that Texas Promo there???
