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If he was a computer programmer he could work it out with a binary code.
If he was a mathematician he could work it out with a slide rule.
If he was a book-keeper he could work it out with a pencil.
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If he was a book-keeper he could work it out with a pencil.
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If he was a book-keeper he could work it out with a pencil.
I am guessing thats preferable to the slide rule
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I am guessing thats preferable to the slide rule
OUCH! Any way you think of it. And unfortunately, you made me think of all of them 
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Smoking causes constipation! 
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constipation is a sign of old age..dont ask me how I know...I read about it!!
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Smoking causes constipation!
No sh!t ?
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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If he was a magician he could make it just dissapear.....with a wave of his wand....
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I got all stopped up after I quit smoking
we should do this every weekend!
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Don't really know if I should go here or not........ But what the heck Right....... When I was riding the ambulance many years ago as a young medic we got a call where a woman was impacted and used a nail to facilitate movement and inadvertently perforated her bowel and was not able to be saved in lieu of large bore IV's running ringers at WFO and CPR........ Sorry maybe I should have elected not to share this one. I'm just glad I don't ride the meat wagon anymore! 
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That's disgusting. Put a cork in it.
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Really? So using a NAIL isn't a good idea. Thank God someone told me that!!!
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That's disgusting. Put a cork in it.
Seems kinda unnecessary.
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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Sometimes this forum...I guess it's just too stinking intellectual for me.
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Really? So using a NAIL isn't a good idea. Thank God someone told me that!!!
Yeah, keep yer fingers trimmed down and filed.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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If he was a chef he could work it out with a turkey baster.
And if he owned a self-serve carwash...   
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