Oh, I'd say ANY ol' scratch, John...'cause that's the PAINT I was talkin' about there, ya see?! Yep, that might cause me a little "consternation", alright!!!

But you said in this thing here that the only little bits that didn't come away unscathed in your little mishap here were that little ball on the end of your clutch lever and a slightly bent shifter, and those things are downright EASY to fix or replace so nobody'll ever know!

And so consequently THAT also makes it real easy for other folks to make fun of ya a bit THEN TOO, if, say, WORD of what you DID(or FAILED to do, for instance like maybe droppin' your kickstand down before you leaned your bike over) EVER GOT OUT!!!


(and it's not, of course, as if I've never done somethin' like this, and then later started laughin' at myself about what a dummy I was to DO IT, ya know!...or again maybe, NOT DO IT, as in THIS CASE once again!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)