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I throw people off trains for a living.

OK no I don't but I have a weekly quota! It keeps me happy! I'm a Guard for a train company. I know over the pond it has a different name, but I can never remember what it is.
I'm responsible for the safety of everyone on the train, their customer service, whether they have a ticket (normally the main reason I throw them off - cos they don't) and drink lots of dodgy coffee.

lil 'm' does a similar thing, but she does freight trains... I don't. She hates passenger trains, so do I sometimes... especially at 3 in the morning.