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White house "Chief of staff" not saying for who...

Chipendales stripper, till a horrible career ending weed wacking incident.

was a chickin debeeker for a bit (i still hear the screams)

Manwhore, didnt make much money doing that....

Was a giant foam finger guy for a while, "Bud" did a tribute to me, you may have herd it

Tennis ball furrier, put the fur a the tennis balls

Tried my hand at Proctolgy, not one of my favorits

Was a hair ball remover for cats..

A writer for the NY Times.

A hair counter (for the hair club for men)

A super hero...(cant really get into that to much)

Now i am a Pet Containment Specialist, yes my nick name is Sparky and my motto is shockhappens

I think you left off aspiring online comedian.

Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth: