White house "Chief of staff" not saying for who...
Chipendales stripper, till a horrible career ending weed wacking incident.
was a chickin debeeker for a bit (i still hear the screams)
Manwhore, didnt make much money doing that....
Was a giant foam finger guy for a while, "Bud" did a tribute to me, you may have herd it
Tennis ball furrier, put the fur a the tennis balls
Tried my hand at Proctolgy, not one of my favorits
Was a hair ball remover for cats..
A writer for the NY Times.
A hair counter (for the hair club for men)
A super hero...(cant really get into that to much)
Now i am a Pet Containment Specialist, yes my nick name is Sparky and my motto is shockhappens
