Technically I'm a "residential care officer" for a state government department... realistically I look after people who tend to dribble more than they talk. The majority of my work time is spent drinking coffee, sitting in a recliner, watching tv, and getting over-paid. The rest of my time is usually spent either doing things for people that we'd really rather they did for themselves, or trying to stop my clients hurting or killing themselves, other clients, members of the public, or me.
Hmm ok, maybe I'm not over-paid.
