Speaking of cop humor... Did you hear about the woman who was stopped for speeding by a cop using a radar gun at the end of a long bridge? When the cop asked the woman what she did for a living she replied that she was an A%%hole stretcher. The cop asked how she did this and she explained that she starts by inserting one finger, then another, and so on until she can get both hands in. Then, she explained, she keeps stretching until the A$$hole is six foot. The cop asked her what you do with a six foot A$$hole and the woman said, "Give him a radar gun and put him at the end of a bridge."
