And sooooo....in THAT CASE, I've got one here that goes waaaaaay back....
Cop - "Not ONLY does it appear you've had a few too many here sir, BUT you were ALSO driving the wrong way down a one way street here TOO, and evidently didn't see all the ARROWS pointing the OPPOSITE WAY you were driving???
Drunk - "ARROWS, Ossifer??? Heck! I didn't know this was INJUN TERRITORY!!!"
(I TOLD YA this one goes waaaaaay back, DIDN'T I???)
