TRUE STORY:
Just yesterday, my wife and I went to Gordman's and 3 police cars were outside. Wife says, "Uh Oh, someone's in trouble." Well, I park the car and as we're walking in...a single cop walks out with two attractive females in their latter teens, maybe 20. While passing I hear the cop say...and I quote, "I could hold you and press charges if I wanted to but I'm not. So I'm doing something for you, but that means you have to do something for me now. You understand."
hmmm...wonder what he meant by that?
uh...the store presses charges, not the cops.
