Hey! I've got one in this vein TOO here!!! And before to think you've heard this one before and think ya know the punchline, I advise you folks(especially you regular "attendees" who frequent the "Other Bike" forum) to read it completely through! So here goes.....
There's three guys in an airplane that's about to crash: A Frenchman, a Mexican AND a Texan.
Now, as you may have already guessed here, there's ONLY two parachutes.
And so, first the Frenchman jumps up, grabs one of the parachutes, flings open the door of the airplane, and just as he jumps yells, "VIVA LA FRANCE!"
A few seconds later the Mexican jumps up, and starts to grab the one remaining parachute, but then the Texan jumps up and grabs him and says, "Well Pedro, I WAS gonna grab that parachute from ya and put it on and yell, "Remember the Alamo!" as I jumped out this ol' airplane, BUT seeing as how I think that new Triumph Thunderbird is gonna sink Triumph's fortunes, I'm so depressed that I really don't care if I crash or not! So go ahead and KEEP that there parachute, amigo!!!"
