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Oh GREAT!!! It's THAT time of the year again, HUH?!

Okay, HERE'S the plan then:

While all those Irish folks are at the pub, will somebody PLEASE grab all their friggin' hurleys and shillelaghs and hide 'em ALL until TOMORROW!!!

('cause...if drinken Irishmen and BIG STICKS isn't a "bad combination", then I don't know WHAT IS, boy!!!)

Eeh, okay. I'll play along here.....HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY EVERYBODY!!!


Ah Dwright - Don`t you know a drunken Irishman only wants to enlighten you to the joys of life and if you can`t understand whats he is saying THEN he might bring out the Hurley to get your attention - but always with joy in his heart .



OH! Well, in THAT CASE Derek ol' boy, I'll just CANCEL that little "sortie" o'mine then!!!

Yep, 'cause ANYBODY who can spread the "ol' blarney" around like you folks seem to be able to do will ALWAYS garner MY most rapped attention, and so, you'd have no reason at all to use any of those big ol' sticks you folks carry over there on ME at all! NOPE!!!

And of course, the REASON someone who's great at spreadin' that "ol' blarney" around will always receive MY utmost respect and rapped attention is BECAUSE as you "may have" noticed, and even though I don't have any Irish blood in me at all(Welsh and Italian), I TOO can be "pretty good" at spreadin' that ol' blarney around MYSELF, and thus we'd ALWAYS have that "mutual respect" thing goin' on there, ya see!!!!



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)