Morale of this story:
- Never trust a guy with a bling ring
- Green is always bad luck!
Quote:
"Hello people! You-know-who here!"
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"I'd just like to say thank you to some of you folks here for some of the kind comments about and your interest in my motorcycle here. You may be wondering why I have my baby here up for auction on Ebay. Well, it's basically like so many others sad stories I'm sure you've heard before. After 33 years of wedded bliss, my wife, Wonder Woman, has filed for divorce and it looks like I may need the money to pay my lawyer fees."
("uh huh...I KNEW I should NEVER have introduced her to that home-wrecker The Green Lantern at that super hero mixer last year...he always DID have a way with the ladies, ya know")
