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Pay toilets have been around for a long timealthough a buck is steep.

Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to poop but only farted,
here I sit in smelly vapor,
Looking for the toilet paper,
Now I sit and smell the linger,
Heck, I'll use my finger.



There I sat, all down-hearted, went to $hat yet only farted..
so, tried again, took a chance..went to fart and $hat my pants!!