Eeh, THIS is nothin'!!!
United Airlines has just announced that because the cost of filtering air through the cabins of their aircraft has recently skyrocketed, starting March 1st, all passengers will now have an "Air Surcharge" tacked on to the price of their tickets, AND that it'll be pro-rated according to the size of each passenger's schnozzola!!!
(however, spokespersons for actor Adrien Brody, actress Penelope Cruz, AND for some ethnic groups have already protested that this could be viewed as just another case of "Racial Profiling", and have threatened to file a Class Action lawsuit with the F.A.A. if this surcharge is ever implemented by those "Friendly Skies" people!!!)
