"With the benefit of cheap tickets from NWA".

Eddy,

I presume that NWA is an airline and not the 80's rap group with Dr Dre or a combination of both.

I can see Dre as a flight steward skipping down the aisles.

"yo wan sum ice t mo fo?"

Sorry, I've had rather a slow and boring day.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"