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My new favorite phrase is "The Grand Iowa Deer Lottery". Any driver can play, and there are absolutely NO entrance fees involved! Winning can change your life, maybe PERMANTLY SO! Everyone is doing it, and we already have a long list of WINNERS! Come to Iowa TODAY and PLAY! (Sponsored by the Iowa Dept of Natural Resources. Verificaton of a win will be handled by the your local Sheriff Dept, your county Coroner, or possibly a passing motorist. Winners are not allowed to pick up any winnings, this will be done for you by an official vehicle or State licensed rendering truck. Rules subject to change without notice, with the State of Iowa not liable for any rule infractions, indemnity, legal fees upon winning, or combination of same.)



Gee Rich, you sound a little bitter there!

Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.