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HOWEVER, here's a REAL tip for ya, just in case you're stopped by a female cop...
Just be sure to PLAY UP, dude! Ya see, american chicks LOVE that for some reason! Yep, they think it somehow says you've got "class" or somethin' like that there, see?! AND, 5'll get cha TEN not only will ya most likely get off SCOTT FREE, but you'll probably even end up gettin' her phone number TOO!!! Some of these female cops over here can be pretty hot, ya know!
Reminds me of "Ray" and the female judge. (remember Ray?) 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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