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Best thing to do is be nice, tell them you're from another country and you're trying to get used to the differences in road signs, etc. More than likely, if you're respectful and nice, the cop will just give you a warning and let you go.




Yeah Stu. Bob's right, of course.

HOWEVER, here's a REAL tip for ya, just in case you're stopped by a female cop...

Just be sure to PLAY UP that there british accent o' yours, dude! Ya see, american chicks LOVE that there accent o' yours for some reason! Yep, they think it somehow says you've got "class" or somethin' like that there, see?! AND, 5'll get cha TEN not only will ya most likely get off SCOTT FREE, but you'll probably even end up gettin' her phone number TOO!!! Some of these female cops over here can be pretty hot, ya know!

(and if ya don't believe me, just ask Mark, otherwise known as "Arsenalfan" around these parts...why he once said that accent o' his worked WONDERS on the chicks behind the counter at his local DMV there in Tenneesee ALONE!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)