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Well can any of my American friends tell me is this true...
we have the Irish who are recond to be a bit .....

Tennessee---------The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from theUniversity of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to giveyou $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything butmy earrings.

'Alabama -------A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off intwos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where'sHenry?' the others asked. 'Henry
had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back upthe trail,' the successful hunter replied.'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' theyinquired. 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is goingto steal Henry!'

Texas -----The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out ofhis pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are youdumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right overyour head'. 'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says 'Fine For DumpingGarbage'.

Louisiana ---------A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of theworld comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana becauseeverything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the restof the civilized world.


Mississippi -----------The young man from Mississippi came running into the store andsaid to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truckfrom the parking lot!'Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his licensenumber.

Georgia-------A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. Thetrooper asked, 'Got any I.D.?'The driver replied, 'Bout whut?

North Carolina --------------A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the sideof the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in frontof the car and one behind it.Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the sceneas he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.He asked the fellow what the problem was..The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'The
passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to putflares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make nosense to me neither.

'And this from South Carolina
-----'You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't neverheard of anyone wanting to retire to the North



The first one was silly, She would have taken the earrings off too, and multiple times!

And, I like flares

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