I must say that I like going in McD's just to see what might have been had I have not gone to school.
If my mayonaise levels are dropping, I pop into the local KFC where I work to watch people with a very poor grasp of the English language balance a piece of chicken on a sea of mayonaise and browning lettuce. It's then a case of getting it back to the ambulance station and trying to re-assemble the edible version of jenga that I have just been served before consumption.
Personally I have found a great kebab van near my house that negates me ever having to go for a burger. Loads of "meat" not too greasy and lots of veg in it and the best part of all is it is cheap.
