Now WAIT a minute here, Ian!!!

Maybe you don't know this, but IF you wear THAT jacket AND a$$less chaps, THEN you've segued from the "Brando Look" TO the "Village People Look", dude!!!

(ya see, not ONLY will you have "time-warped" your way from the 1950s to the 1970s, BUT your whole "image" will have taken on more a, shall we say, "San Francisco Look", as compared to say the "Let's Take Over Hollister in 1947 Look"!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)