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An apple is crisp, juicy, and sweet or tart depending on the variety and has an edible skin, whereas an orange is juicy, segmented, also sweet or tart, but not crisp and must be peeled before eating.
OKAY, Bill!!! Have you been watchin' those old reruns of "Kung Fu" again???
Sorry to tell this ol' buddy, but ya know that old blind dude who's hand David Caradine was always tryin' to grab that pebble out of? Well, he was FULL OF IT, and his "Fung Shui" was ALL "funged" UP!!!
(...AND BESIDES...that old guy didn't know the first thing about elevators, dude!!!)  
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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