Hey, Roswell isn't the only place. Several years ago when I worked in DC for the summer as I was riding the escalator up toward the Courthouse Square station a young lady started a conversation with me (Are you a lawyer?) and then proceeded to tell me "They have been attacking me for over a year now!" Of course I asked who they were and what were they doing (long boring ride up that escalator). She pulled back her jacket and blouse and showed me a tin foil covering over her left breast and said "Here is where they are attacking me and it hurts!" When I just raised my eyebrow in response she told me "they" were aliens and she needed a lawyer to sue them. When we got to the top I made sure she started in one direction so I could hurry in the other. One of several stories from that summer that kind of haunt me to this day!
